1. She's really good at budgeting her money... for lint rollers.
2. She has gotten used to sleeping with something on her chest... her cat.
3. She has learned to not move her feet under the covers... AHHHH THE TOES ARE UNDER A CLAW ATTACK!
4. She begins and finishes almost every conversation she has with her friends with "meow."
5. 90% of her Instagram photos are of her cats.
6. 93% of her Snapchats are of her cats.
7. Talks to her cat like it's an actual baby... this shows that she will be a great mom one day.
8. Her cat is her actual baby.
9. She has lower blood pressure and is less stressed when her cat purrs... which is obviously beneficial for you.
10. You don't have to worry about her being cold during the winter without you sleeping next her... her cuddling feline keeps her perfectly warm throughout those cold nights.
11. It has been proven that cats are more independent... and their owners take after them.
12. Also, she is more creative thanks to her purring companion.
13. Cat people tend to be more trustworthy... which again, is beneficial for you.
14. She is more likely to enjoy puns.
15. And just when you thought your girlfriend was a crazy cat lady, always remember that she is one of those creative people that brings the best memes to the internet.
MEOW!!!
Another life lesson from yours truly...
Don't send provocative pictures to anyone.
No, no, no, no I have never sent a naked picture or anything like that to anyone but I was reminded this past weekend to never do it (not saying that I have been thinking about sending one.. haha).
So, to make a long story short, I was approached by a boy (I'm not sure I can call him a man) and he was flirting with me and I was just like, "Ehh... what's up." I was not very interested and I have not become interested ever since. We talked for a while and then I talked to some other people. He eventually got my number... yeah yeah I'm supposed to say "Oh sorry I have a boyfriend" or "I'm a lesbian." But, to be honest, I'm not very good at lying and I just wanted to go home and at the time I guess I felt like I should just give him my number and bolt.
When I got home I fell asleep and woke up to two missed calls at 4:30 that morning. WTF.
First of all... really dude? Really? You literally just saw me 2 and half hours ago.
He ended up texting me later in the day asking what I was doing. We had a very short conversation but at the end of the conversation this is what he said.... "Sounds good send me a pic :)"
Yes.. he sent a smiley face........
Don't worry don't worry... I never responded.
This brings me to the main idea of this post. I know that there are tons of young girls, and some older women, that choose to send pictures to guys that they may know or may not know. I would like to give the benefit of the doubt to this guy by saying that maybe, just maybe, he didn't mean THAT kind of picture. Maybe he just meant a picture of my face so he could show his friends a picture of that hot blonde he met the night before ;).. However, he is a boy so that's doubtful. And in all honesty, during these times, the norm is to just add someone on Facebook. He could have easily asked for my last name and found me on Facebook. That's what normal, non-creepy people do. This guy didn't even take a full 24 hours to ask me for a picture. I seriously believe it was like 11 hours after I had officially met him. But, I could be wrong...
The whole point of this to tell my girls out there that some guys are just scumbags. I don't care if you're 13, 25 or 42, you deserve better than some douchebag asking for a naked picture. We, as women, should all realize that we are not just some thing for men to look at or to undress with their eyes. We are indeed human beings with hearts and souls... even though sometimes my heart comes off as a cold heart.
And this is especially to younger girls... That boy that wants that picture is only going to give you a few minutes of attention and then he's going to move on to the next girl that will send him a picture. He doesn't want you and he doesn't want to love you... he just wants to look at you, and possibly embarrass the crap out of you. Hello.. it's called screenshot. That boy could send your picture EVERYWHERE. And I mean EVERYWHERE.
"Once it's on the internet, it's there forever..." Ever heard of that? Well, it's true.
The guy has yet to text me anymore or to friend me on Facebook. This brings me to my ultimate conclusion that yes, he did want a naked picture... instead he got a picture of a dog's butt.
:)
But in all seriousness, please... don't ruin your life so some boy will give you a few minutes of attention.
Welcome to my very first blog, story, opinion, or whatever you would call this!
By working in a restaurant there is one thing that I have noticed and that is honesty is indeed the best policy. As much as I would like to say that I tell the truth all the time... HA. Well, I would be lying. The reason I made this blog is for ME to tell YOU my opinions on certain topics (some serious, some not-so-serious) and to tell you things that happen in my life that may help you.
This post is to hopefully help you :)
Honesty is the best policy. I have truly learned this by working in a restaurant.
Story #1:
One day/night I had a section in the back of the restaurant that I work at. I had a very nice and chill couple sit in my section. They mainly ordered beers but also ordered a few appetizers. A few hours passed and the man asked for the check. Their total was around $80. I brought them their check and he placed a $100 bill and two 20's and said "keep the change."
MERCI!!!!!! (That's French for 'thank you')
That was over a 60% tip! Very kind of him!
When I went to cash their check out, I happened to swipe my fingers together to check the bills and make sure they weren't counterfeit, and realized that the customer had given me 2 one hundred dollar bills. I thought about it for a second and thought, "Nah, he didn't just give me a 150% tip..." So I went back and handed him the $100 bill he had accidently given and his girlfriend was so thankful that I was honest. I said, "It's really not a problem." The man ended up going to the bar to get change for that same $100 bill. He handed me an additional $40.. for being honest. I told him it was perfectly okay and that he didn't need to give me that money. However, he insisted.
Once again.. Merci!!
Story #2:
A few nights ago I had 2 girls sit in my section. They ordered. Ate. Drank. Asked for the check. I cashed them out. They left. One girl left her jacket and as a group of people walked in to sit at the same table where the jacket was, I picked it up and put it under one of the server stations. I actually know the girl so I was planning on messaging her on facebook and letting her know I had her jacket. Well, she ended up coming back in the same night hoping no one had taken her jacket. I gave it to her and she gave me money.. just for holding onto it. I tried telling her she didn't need to give me money for picking up her jacket because my coworkers and I always keep the jackets at the restaurant hoping the customer will come back and get it. Again, she insisted because it was a really nice jacket.
Trust me, I'm not trying to make myself out to be "better than you" or a "saint." I guess the point of this post is to say that good karma does come around when it should. Not necessarily in monetary value, but it does come around.
